State Ranking Quotes

Yesterday, Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he would run for governor of California. The announcement was good news for Florida residents who now live in the second flakiest state in the country.

I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.

Missouri remains a low tax, efficiently run state, according to all prominent national rankings.

We’re number one in public executions and number 49 in funding public of education … we are even lower than Mississippi.

Mississippi gets more than their fair share back in federal money, but who the hell wants to live in Mississippi?

The results of a new study are out this week saying that New Jersey is one of the most livable states in the country. The study has a margin of error of 100 percent.

We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.

Since 2006, we have surpassed Alaska, Oklahoma, Louisiana, and California in oil production to become the second largest oil-producing state in the nation, trailing only Texas. In 2012, North Dakota produced more than 245 million barrels of oil and provided nearly 11 percent of all U.S. output.

The BJP simply does not want Andhra Pradesh to become the number one state in all development parameters and Naidu getting credit.

All 50 states had the same national economy. And on virtually any measurement you wish to look at, Michigan has moved up and improved against the others.

The Center for American Progress rates Maryland as the best state in the nation for women. I couldn't agree more.

Alaska is our biggest, buggiest, boggiest state. Texas remains our largest unfrozen state. But mountainous Utah, if ironed out flat, would take up more space on a map than either.