Spousal Criticism Quotes

My wife called me a mule. She once said, "I didn't marry a man; I married a mule!" I kept thinking about it. It was in the back of my head. I think it makes a good title for an album.

Always see a fellows weak point in his wife.

The faults of husbands are often caused by the excess virtues of their wives.

Even the God of Calvin never judged anyone as harshly as married couples judge each other.

My husband says I'm a grumpy lioness.

You are criticizing me for my fashion statement. My wife keeps on criticizing me for my blank bank statement

You know," I said, holding my ground. "I gotta tell you. The goatee thing? Yeah, way over. And you know a little jewelry really does go a long way. Just something you might want to consider. I'm actually glad you stopped by, because I have a couple things I've been meaning to say to you. Number one, about your wife? Yeah, she's a skank. And number two, you know that whole thing where you killed Jesse and then buried his remains out back there? Yeah, way un-cool.

Sometimes it's easier to attack the spouse than it is to attack the politician.

Probably no strychnine has sent as many husbands into their graves as mealtime scolding has, and nothing has driven more men into the arms of other women as the sound of a shrill whine at table.

A man whose every exertion is bent upon showing up the flaws in his wife's character must be at least partially responsible for some of them.

People tend to criticize their spouse most loudly in the area where they themselves have the deepest emotional need.

I was desperate for new material, so anything I can write a joke about that works is in the act. No matter who it offends, or who it bothers - doesn't matter if its something my wife hates.

There are some women who have made some really hurting remarks about my relationship with my husband Himanshu Malhotra. They even dared to ask me if I have divorced him just because I don't put my pictures with him too often. Now that is really ridiculous!