A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
I'm a big wuss, and not the king in the least. My wife is.
I have the right to protect myself. I feel like I have very good aim. My wife is better.
She says it's really not very flattering to her that the women who fall in love with her husband are so uncommonly second-rate.
No worse a husband than the best of men.
I wake up at 6 A.M. and start with yoga. I'm by no means a morning person, but I've trained myself to become one. My husband wakes up at 4:30 A.M., so he makes me feel like a loser. When you wake up and no one is in the bed, it kind of gets you up.
My wife loves elephants and compares me to a big bull elephant.
A wife is the earth itself, changing hands, bearing scars.
