Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
An open marriage is nature's way of telling you that you need a divorce.
I like working. But now I have a deal with my wife that I take a half-day off each week.
If I go to a club and marry a project, I go to win.
The one thing I believe is that families are off-limits. And I think my husband said it, and he was clear on that. And I totally agree with him.
The institution of marriage is just formalizing an emotion, an attempt to make it seem permanent. The emotion will last or it won't last; nothing can guarantee it.
Marriage? It's like asparagus eaten with vinaigrette or hollandaise, a matter of taste but of no importance.
I've got two contracts in my life. One, with my wife because we're married. And, two, I've got a contract to protect Andy Dalton. I'll do both of those to the best of my ability.
I cook every night: it's part of the marriage pact.
I tell ya, my wife, we get along good cause we have our own arrangement. I mean, one night a week I go out with the boys and one night a week, she goes out with the boys.
When we got married, we agreed on a boy for me, and a girl for you. Mine's upstairs sleeping. Good luck with yours!
I've got two contracts in my life: One with my wife and the other to protect Andy Dalton.
