Splitting Assets Quotes

Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it to 'alimony.' It's ripping your heart out through your wallet.

Divorce is a 50-50 thing, and it can be a number of petty things that finally drive you out of your mind.

The best divorce is the kind where there are no children. That was my first divorce. You walk out the door and you never look back.

When my parents were divorced in the late '70s, early '80s, the climate was that you should screw over your ex as much as possible - get the worst lawyer in the world, all that. That's not what people are out to do anymore. It feels cruddy to try and destroy each other just because you're breaking up.

I'm not incredibly wealthy. When you go through a divorce, that diminishes rapidly because you're supporting more than one household.

Divorce is one of the most financially traumatic things you can go through. Money spent on getting mad or getting even is money wasted.

Divorce is just the most awful thing in the world.

It's like when a guy gets a divorce from his wife. You part ways. That's what I did with The Beach Boys.

Anybody that's been through a divorce, and I hope it's something people never have to experience, it's the worse thing in the world.

Children must be considered in a divorce considered valuable pawns in the nasty legal and financial contest that is about to ensue.

I think there's a good-er divorce. I think that's absolutely possible. There's a better way to do it and everything in between, and then, of course, there's the disastrous way to do it.

Sometimes divorce is better than marriage.

Getting a divorce is always horrible because you feel you've failed. Everyone hates to give up on a marriage. You think your family's broken up.

A man divorcing would never be accused of choosing career over children.

Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash.

Living apart is hardly possible if people have children together. It can also be more expensive to maintain two homes. But then, it's expensive to break up when you live in one property.

Divorce in itself is so difficult to get through.

Nobody sounds good writing about your divorce, let's face it.

My parents divorced after 25 years of marriage.

It's a very sad thing to do, to divorce.