I like dancing but not in crowded clubs. I would rather dance alone than go to a club.
There are dances you can do separately - your charleston, your jive.
For hardly any man dances when sober, unless he is insane. Nor does he dance while alone, nor at a respectable and moderate party. Dancing is the final phase of a wild party with fancy decorations and a multitude of delights.
When you dance on your own there is something so magical and so special.
One of my favorite things to do is to play music really loud and dance my butt off in the morning. I'll do it alone in my apartment. You can't have a bad day after that.
Hey buddy, don't you be no square, if you can't find a partner use a wooden chair.