Smoking-Related Mortality Quotes

I got this big fear of doing smoking jokes in my act and showing up five years from now goin' [puts mic to his neck and speaks as if he had a mechanical larynx] 'good evening everybody, remember me, smoking's bad. [puts cigarette to neck and mimics smoking it] Eeww. You ever seen somebody do that? I've seen someone do that. Let me tell you something — if you're smoking out of a hole in your neck [mimics it again] I'd think about quitting. And that's just me, ya know.

If I had not smoked I should have been dead ten years ago.

A thousand people will stop smoking today. Their funerals will be held sometime in the next three or four days.

I will go so far as to say probably smoking had something to do with my pancreatic cancer.

Cigarette smoking is clearly identified as the chief, preventable cause of death in our society.

There was a young lady named Mae Who smoked without stopping all day; As pack followed pack, Her lungs first turned black, And eventually rotted away.

Each of us should think of the future. Every puff on a cigarette is another tick closer to a time bomb of terrible consequences. Christopher Hitchens didn't care about the consequences of smoking cigarettes. Tragically, he died of throat cancer in December 2011.

Five hundred thousand Americans die from tobacco poisoning every year, and it's legal. I don't know, it just that's the - you can't stop giving people organs because of bad behavior. If you keep on having bad behavior, then of course they'll deny you a liver, or whatever you need.

Tobacco is the only consumer product on the market, which if used exactly as intended, causes death.

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

If you just do a Google search and type in 'smoking' or 'lung cancer', you will be barraged with never ending facts and numbers, like how one in every three Americans is affected by lung disease and how COPD is the third leading cause of death and if you get lung cancer the odds are 95% that you will die.

People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them... Well, it's killing me!

Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine.

Figuring that smoking kills about a third of all those who smoke, this tax could prevent the premature death of at least 2 million Americans alive today.

My bladder cancer was related to smoking, and I think smoking kills people.

I don't want to have a bad influence on anybody, but there's no point in my giving up cigarettes now. I won't die young.