Slot Machine Quotes

Gambling is the great leveller. All men are equal- at cards.

The first thing I know, I'm in a card game. Then I'm in a crap game.

Banking, as far as I can tell, seems to be almost as precise a science as using a slot machine. You either blindly hope for the best, delude yourself into thinking you've worked out a system, or open it up when no one's looking and rig the settings so it'll pay out illegally.

I basically left Texas with no money. I was making $3.50 working in some mall, so I didn't have a lot of cash. I took $1,000 and headed to California. Along the way I stopped in Vegas because I had always wanted to see Caesar's Palace. So I stopped there and won $2,500 on a slot machine! It was amazing.

Someone told me it was a round thing that gobbles up money. I thought that was Tip O'Neill.

You do not hate the time you waste; it evokes a much more passive emotion than that. You only wish you had it back, like a quarter in an unlucky slot machine.

I love to go to casinos with my wife. I play poker, and she's an old-fashioned slot queen. She even has a visor.

I love to gamble, always have! In Georgia there is not a casino, so the closest thing to a slot machine is a scratch ticket!

I was on a cruise with my grandma when I was a kid. I remember winning $10 on the slot machine.

I might put a couple of quarters in a slot machine, but I don't know how to play roulette.

Tied one on last night. Not feeling great this morning. I was trying to sleep it off, unfortunately, it was on the casino floor.