I dread karaoke. I hate karaoke. I can't sing - that is why.
I really don't have an ear for pitch. I can't sing at all, I can't hum melodies and I can't write riffs.
If you watch 'SNL,' any time there's this thing with everyone singing, I'm, like, the one person who just has a straight line of dialogue because I can't sing to save my life.
I am very unmusical. I can't carry a tune. I would never be able to play an instrument.
Singing has been a cherished gift, and my inability to sing has been a devastating blow.
If I could sing, that would be cool. But I can't. I mean, I physically can, but I'm awful. It's weird to be really bad at singing.
I liked school and was a bit of an all-rounder academically, I struggled with music. I can't hold a note when singing and abandoned any notion of a career in music after barely scraping a pass in grade 2 piano.
I'm a guy who's passionate about singing, but I can't sing for crap.
I really wish I could sing so I could front a band, because that would be a dream come true, totally. I want to sing. Can't do it though.
