I think the only way to get attention is to act like a complete ignorant fool.
Clowns make me... Think.
The shortest distance between two idiots is a conga line.
I arm myself with punch lines and a big old water gun.
I like things that are immature and offbeat and bizarre. Random jokes. Weird stuff. And stupid. Stupid is the highest compliment a person can pay to me.
There's nothing stupider than bursting into song for seven seconds and then falling silent again.
I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance.
My brother and I are kind of known for doing fairly ridiculous and stupid things.
