Short Height Quotes

People say I'm wearing heels because I'm short. I wear heels because the women like 'em.

I'm only five feet tall, so I'm short.

I'm not tall.

I definitely don't think of myself as an actual male model. I'm far too short and my legs are far too muscular.

Well, I'm about as tall as a shotgun, and just as noisy.

His Littleness

The one noticeable similarity with almost all serial killer victims is their short height and low weight.

I've always tried to stay fit, but I'm a little guy. I'm 5-foot-7.

Dachshund: A half-a-dog high and a dog-and-a-half long.

Mike Tyson always had a big heart, but one of his problems is that he's short. And he's got kind of a personal attitude. But that don't make him a great fighter.

But truth be told, I'm not as dour-looking as I would like. I'm stuck with this round, sweetie-pie face, tiny heart-shaped lips, the daintiest dimples, and apple cheeks so rosy I appear in a perpetual blush. At five foot four, I barely squeak by average height. And then there's my voice: straight out of second grade. I come across so young and innocent and harmless that I have been carded for buying maple syrup. Tourists feel more safe approaching me for directions, telemarketers always ask if my mother is home, and waitresses always, always call me 'Hon.

I love big summer dresses, and it sucks because I'm such a little person, so I always have to be very specific about which ones I put on.