Shocking News Quotes

The most shocking and scandalous story will always get people's attention.

Most people enjoy 'potato-chip news' from time to time - to track a presidential election or the Oscars. However, some are particularly drawn to material that makes them feel shocked, frightened, insecure, or indignant, and that's what potato-chip news often provides.

I've never been shocked by anything on television, except the news.

Some people watching CNN were so shocked they started rioting. No, I'm kidding. No one watches CNN.

You mean he came to your school? The scandalous rodent-loaf!

I have a habit of constantly dreaming and waking up every once in a while in the night to check out my cell phone, and I suddenly saw a message that Sridevi is no more... I thought that either it's a nightmare or a hoax, and I went back to sleep.

Wait a minute. What did you just say? You're predicting $4-a-gallon gas? ... That's interesting. I hadn't heard that.

The police have asked for my help. There's been a murder." "A murder! Oh, my. Let me just change my shoes," Evie said excitedly. "It won't be a minute.

I had to tell the city that 2Pac passed, and I had to be on the radio early after Biggie passed. Those were awful, emotional.

My family had never in their wildest dream thought I would get married.

Happiness is being served with a paternity suit on your 75th birthday.

I heard the news today, oh boy.

You know, at parties, people always ask, 'Where were you when Kennedy was shot?' Well, I don't have an alibi!