Don't try to squeeze into a glass slipper. Instead, shatter the glass ceiling.
I did once shatter a chandelier. I was singing with my college choir in Wales. I was the soloist and I hit the high note and there was this massive bang and all this glass came down from the ceiling. I'd like that to be my party trick if I can perfect it.
You can wet the rim of a glass and run your finger around the rim and it will make a sound. This is what I feel like: this sound of glass. I feel like the word shatter. I want to be with someone.
I'll tell ya, when you open up that can of dab, it's always fresh.
I feel like the word shatter.
...Don't rupture another's illusion unless you're positive the alternative you offer is more worthwhile than that from which you're wrenching them. Interrogate your solipsism: Does it offer any better a home than the delusions you're reaching to shatter?
RUIN, v. To destroy. Specifically, to destroy a maid's belief in the virtue of maids.