Quotes about Sexually Transmitted Infection

Jeremy Clarkson

Ooh good I've got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases.

Andy Rooney

Uh, yeah, this is the VD clinic calling. Speaking of being positive, your test is back. Stop sharing the love.

John Ralston Saul

Venereal: From Venus, the goddess of love, this word refers to the reality of desire. With the rise of Protestantism and science, the word disease was tacked on in a revealing combination of categorization and moralizing. Which disease? The disease of love.

Dr. Dre

Name a sexual disease, she got it like Sam Goody.

Jen Lancaster

Were I forced to describe this woman in one word, that word would be...herpes.

William Osler

He who knows syphilis knows medicine

Klaus Kinski

I actually get venereal disease more often than most people catch colds.

Herb Kelleher

I'm here to tell you that I am proud of a couple of things. First, I am very good at projectile vomiting. Second, I've never had a really serious venereal disease.

United States Army

VD: Worst of the Three.

Each day of WWII, 18,000 American servicemen were incapacitated by Venereal Disease --- more than by battle wounds on most days. This prevention poster appeared in Army bases throughout the world from 1942-1944. The “Three” were Hitler, Hirohito, and a skeletal “woman of the evening”. This was a shocking poster for many servicemen (and civilians) as the WWII attitudes were such that for the vast majority of Americans, nothing would be worse than Hitler and Hirohito.

Andy Rooney

Did you ever hear one of those corny, positive messages on someone's answering machine? 'Hi, it's a great day and I'm out enjoying it right now. I hope you are too. The thought for the day is share the love.' Beep. 'Uh, yeah, this is the VD clinic. Speaking of being positive, your test is back. Stop sharing the love.'

Sexually Transmitted Infection Quotes