Sex Comparison Quotes

I've always considered writing the most hateful kind of work. I suspect it's a bit like fucking - which is fun only for amateurs. Old whores don't do much giggling.

There was a poll released yesterday that said most people would rather give up sex than give up their cell phones.

I decided law was the exact opposite of sex; even when it was good, it was lousy.

Writing well about sports is as difficult as writing well about sex.

Law practice is the exact opposite of sex:even when it's good, it's bad.

When [Bruce Wayne] masturbates, its better than when I have sex.

Unlike art and sex, money always arouses interest.

Playing acoustic guitar is like having sex with your clothes on. I mean you know how to do it, but it’s more difficult.

Commercials on television are similar to sex and taxes; the more talk there is about them, the less likely they are to be curbed.

I always thought music was more important than sex—then I thought if I don't hear a concert for a year-and-a-half it doesn't bother me.

Victory in combat is like sex with a prostitute. For a moment you forget everything in the sudden physical rush, but then you have to pay your money to the woman showing you the door. You see the dirt on the walls and your sorry image in the mirror.

Sleep is the new sex.

Sex has never been an obsession with me. It's just like eating a bag of crisps. Quite nice, but nothing marvellous.

The zombie sex, I have no idea. It must be like tantric sex.

The instinct of acquisitiveness has more perverts, I believe, than the instinct of sex. At any rate, people seem to me odder about money than about even their amours.

Riding a Ducati is like having sex with an aerobics instructor - you know, I'm exhausted and panting and it's going: 'Are you done, already?'

Sex, that’s meaningless, I can understand that, but dinner; that’s heavy. That’s like an hour.

A man is a poor creature compared to a woman.

Sex and a cocktail: they both lasted about as long, had the same effect, and amounted to about the same thing.

There is more difference within the sexes than between them.

Skiing is better than sex actually, because for me a good round of sex might be seven minutes. Skiing you can do for seven hours.

Power as an experience is as intense as sex. Power is more pervasive and unremitting. Sex has periods of remission.

sex is like sandwiches, there has to be something in between.

The best unpaid sex, where you and the woman are really into each other, and there's a lot of really intense passion, and things are really hot between you...I've never had that kind of sex when I was paying for it. The best unpaid sex is going to be, I think, more passionate and more hot than the best paid sex.