How can we describe the most exalted experience of our physical lives [sex], as if-jack, wrench, hubcap, and nuts-we were describing the changing of a flat tire?
It's nice to have a lot of money, but you know, you don't want to keep it around forever. I prefer buying things. Otherwise, it's a little like saving sex for your old age.
Life is like sex. It’s not always good, but its always worth trying.
I never did like working out - it bears the same relationship to real sport as masturbation does to real sex
Polly: Education with socialists, it's like sex, all right as long as you don't have to pay for it.
