series of unfortunate events Quotes

Misfortunes never come singly.

As they say, when a man begins to have bad luck, even clabber can break his head.

This day's black fate on more days doth depend; This but begins the woe, others must end.

Trouble follows you like a shadow, Gillian. You're prone to injuries. I swear to God, if a tree decided to fall right now, it would find your head to land on." "Oh, for heaven's sake," she muttered. "I'll admit that I have had a run of bad fortune, but—" He wouldn't let her continue. "A run of bad fortune? Since I've known you, you've been beaten, stabbed and now shot with an arrow. If this keeps up, you'll be dead in another month

Man started out on the wrong foot. The misadventure in paradise was the first consequence. The rest had to follow.

Ill-luck, you know, seldom comes alone.

When ill luck begins, it does not come in sprinkles, but in showers.

Ill fortune seldom comes alone.

I went to sleep with gum in my mouth and now there's gum in my hair and when I got out of bed this morning I tripped on the skateboard and by mistake I dropped my sweater in the sink while the water was running and I could tell it was going to be a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.