Sunday is Senior Citizens' Day. And if you want to become a senior citizen, just call the Padre ticket office.
People are always asking me when I'm going to retire. Why should I? I've got it two ways - I'm still making movies, and I'm a senior citizen, so I can see myself at half price.
Suddenly I turned 65 and realized, 'Oh my goodness, I'm old.' I think it was when I got into the movie theatres cheaper.
I turned 65 and thought, 'Oh my God, I'm a senior. How did this happen?'
Heck, I feel guilty getting my senior discounts.
Shortly after I turned 50, both Ted Turner and the AARP came into my life. The only difference? With AARP, there were benefits.
I don't mind being 65, but nobody is gonna tell me to come in at 5:30 to have the early bird special.
If you're a Mexican citizen whether you live in a shanty shack or the big palace on the beach, when you turn 65, your property taxes are cut in half.
