The formula for water is H2O. Is the formula for an ice cube H2O squared?
Well, our friend Dirac, too, has a religion, and its guiding principle is "God does not exist and Dirac is His prophet."
For five hundred dollars, I'll name a subatomic particle after you. Some of my satisfied customers include Arthur C. Quark and George Meson.
There's an old saying among scientific guys: "You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs, ideally by dropping a cement truck on them from a crane."
For those who want some proof that physicists are human, the proof is in the idiocy of all the different units which they use for measuring energy.
Evolution is a laughing matter for anybody that's got a rational mind.
For your own safety, do not ever tell an astrophysicist, I hope all your stars are twinkling.
I think I've kind of carved out a sweet spot for myself by combining science and comedy.
Scientists have found the gene for shyness. They would have found it years ago, but it was hiding behind a couple of other genes.
NEWTONIAN, Pertaining to a philosophy of the universe invented by Newton, who discovered that an apple will fall to the ground, but was unable to say why. His successors and disciples have advanced so far as to be able to say when.
A lot of people view science as dull or boring, and I think the stance we take, using humour, not taking ourselves too seriously... I think people enjoy that. I think it's quite refreshing.
Scientists may be in the business of laughing at their predecessors, but owing to an array of human mental dispositions, few realize that someone will laugh at their beliefs in the (disappointingly near) future.
Scientists have this stigma of being guys or women in white lab coats with no sense of humor, no passion, devoid of all emotion, and that has been the complete opposite of the scientists I've met.
