I guess you heard, Hillary Clinton has a new campaign slogan: "I've fallen and I can't get up!"
Nobody wants campaign finance reform more than me. It would save me a fortune.
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.
Let me let you in on a secret. I do plan to be on the podium with President Clinton when she's inaugurated in January 2017 - but I'm going to be sitting with the senators.
This is so weird. I saw the new John Kerry campaign commercial and he says, 'I'm John Kerry and I approve of this message - if I have one.'
This administration is running like a fine-tuned machine, despite the fact that I can't get my cabinet approved, and they're outstanding people.
Those of us who had a perfectly happy childhood should be able to sue for deprivation of literary royalties.
Harold Wilson is going around the country stirring up apathy.
