Ridiculous Claim Quotes

When I was in London for The Brits recently I read that I had asked for a Jacuzzi in the dressing room - how ridiculous is that?

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out.

A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog's IQ. Here's how it works: if you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you.

How can I be a gangster, if I worked for the KGB? It is absolutely ridiculous.

You shouldn't read so much, you'll get a brain tumor.

When from behind me, a young woman of 25 uttered the following, it was the dumbest thing I have ever heard in my life until Dan Quayle was elected Vice President of the United States. She said, if it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

You’re just jealous of me because I’m a tap-dancing ballerina fairy princess veterinarian!

He was endowed with a stupidity which by the least little stretch would go around the globe four times and tie.

The sun's not yellow, its chicken!