Retirement Living Quotes

When I get old, I'm going to the old folks' home. I don't want to be one of those guys who's hanging around the house bothering the kids. But not just any old folks' home. I want the whole top floor.

Old age is a strange country, and most of us enter it unwillingly.

It makes good sense for planners everywhere to provide more facilities in general that are aimed at older folks.

Old people, with other old people, are not so old.

Australia is a huge rest home, where no unwelcome news is ever wafted on to the pages of the worst newspapers in the world.

In the '70s, Florida-style golf communities started to be built for America's baby-boomers who were doing well and taking up the game but couldn't get into exclusive golf and tennis clubs and were looking for a nice place to live and raise their families.

I think all old folk's homes should have striptease. If I ran one I'd have a striptease every week.