It's a difficult undertaking. I've been married for four years and I see this movie as a cautionary tale about people who've gone deeply out of communication.
Don't ever marry a man who loves his work more than he loves you.
Find out if your girlfriend is a feminist before you get too far into it. Some of them are pretty. They don't all look like Bella Abzug.
Whenever someone says the words 'Our friendship is more important than this,' watch out, because it almost never is.
Never get involved with someone who wants to change you
My father told me, never have partners.
Now the wintertime is coming The windows are filled with frost I went to tell everybody But I could not get across Well, I wanna be your lover, baby I don't wanna be your boss Don't say I never warned you When your train gets lost.
I mean that it's all right to go to bed with an asshole but don't ever have a baby with one.
Never live with someone that won the Heisman.
Never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you.
Valentines Day is being marketed as a Date Movie. I think its more of a First-Date Movie. If your date likes it, do not date that person again. And if you like it, there may not be a second date.
Man, we’ve got something special. Don’t screw it up.
Love is candy from a stranger, but it's candy you've had before and it probably won't kill you.
