Relationship Knowledge Quotes

Because I've spent most of my life with such a beautiful, talented, challenging female, I feel I've gained - and am still gaining - a great deal of knowledge about the feminine mystique and about personal relationships - knowledge which is so important to a writer.

If you're a guy, you have absolutely no idea what's going on at any time in the relationship, ever. Here's what you know: you know when you're getting laid, and you know when it's all over. Those are the only two things you're aware of.

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.

Adam knew Eve his wife and she conceived. It is a pity that this is still the only knowledge of their wives at which some men seem to arrive.

I wasn't smart enough to read relationship books when I was coming up. I learned everything the hard way.

You learn a lot about love before you ever get there. You learn at least as much about love from books as you do from watching your parents.

My mom was always someone who if, even now, I say I met a certain famous person, she always says, "She's married to so and so!"

You have to know how to co-operate with other people if you want to stay alive and raise children. And to do that, you need to know something about them. You need to know who loves whom, who hates whom, who is sleeping with whom. Who is honest, who is a cheat.

To be honest, I don't have data in my brain of how a relationship with a man is supposed to function.