A youth with his first cigar makes himself sick; a youth with his first girl makes other people sick.
Eventually I became involved with somebody, and I was fired.
You know, women are as promiscuous as men and yet, of course, people are inhibited from having an affair or a relationship because the real-world consequences are a drag.
Marriage marks the end of many short follies - being one long stupidity.
The worst of having a romance of any kind is that it leaves one so unromantic.
You make your own choices. Even extramarital affair, it's your own decision. And you suffer for it and pay for it. That's what 'Ankahee' is all about.
Ex-girlfriends will find themselves in my new routine. Sometimes they like that, and sometimes they definitely do not. But comedians should come with a giant warning or disclaimer: IF YOU DATE ME, IT WILL BE IN MY ACT.
You know, that, with every choice you make there are consequences. And so if you have an amazing husband and you have a child, you go outside that marriage and outside that relationship, there are consequences that follow.
She is sadder and sadder, and for a man there is no balm more soothing than the sadness he has caused a woman.
Keep dating and you will become so sick, so badly crippled, so deformed, so emotionally warped and mentally defective that you will marry anybody.
Hey, if you'd wanted to avoid 'this,' you shouldn't have lured me last night. Now it's too late. You might as well avoid the long, drawn-out pain and get it over with quickly. Sort of like taking off a Band-Aid. Or cutting off a limb." "Wow, who says there's no romance left in the world?
I always say to people, 'You know, if Romeo and Juliet got married, nobody would care about them.' Imagine Romeo and Juliet, six kids yelling, 'Mama, Mama, Papa, Papa!'
If the woman picks the wrong man, that's not society's problem. That's her problem.
A clever woman often compromises her husband; a stupid woman only compromises herself.
Grief walks upon the heels of pleasure; married in haste, we repent at leisure.
Divorce is the price people play for playing with matches.
Creating a close connection to those you do business with has its many risks, rewards and consequences. There are few things in business I have encountered that are more difficult than firing someone, particularly if that someone has always been, or has become a friend. On the flip side, I have been rewarded with many friends.
Many men kill themselves for love, but many more women die of it
A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.
When I go back to any of the mini-series or series that I've done, the heart and soul of the show always centers around how the people that we love are affected by our decisions.
That's your life. Get used to it. Don't get mad at me- you married him.
Marrying early was a very big mistake. Everyone warned me but I felt I was in love and ignored their advice. I had to pay the price for my silly mistake when I had to compromise on my career.
Friendship always benefits; love sometimes injures.
I put out a call on Twitter and Facebook and email for women to tell me their stories about their abortions. And many women said, 'I told my boyfriend I was pregnant, and that was the last I ever heard of them.'
If you didn't love him, this never would have happened. But you did. And accepting that love and everything that followed it is part of letting it go.
