I'm not a journalist. I'm a pundit. I'm a commentator, I'm somebody with an opinion.
I think I'll always be a better playwright than a pundit, but I believe that writers should be public intellectuals and that theater, even more than film, is a place of public debate.
Now that I'm a political pundit, I have the ability to influence people.
As a pundit, I have to tell the truth. I think players will respect that. Well, I hope they do.
I'm a right-wing pundit and have been for many years.
Our political debate is about as exciting as a wet sponge.
I live and die by puns.
I'm not just a pundit - I'm a comedian.
Before I retired, I had agreed to join the BBC to work as a pundit, with my contract beginning at the start of the 2014/15 season.
I had Micah Richards as a player at 16 and he was a man then. What is he now? A bigger man, probably