I'm still stupid. I still do what I'm not supposed to do. Are you serious? I'm Jake 'The Snake,' man. I never claimed to be the sharpest knife in the drawer.
I'm just a black hole for stuff. No one should ever hand me anything, because I get so easily distracted. I'll be like, 'Oh, look, something shiny!' I'm glad I never learned how to drive. I would be really dangerous.
I've been irresponsible many, many, many times and that has resulted in my being fat.
When I feel stressed, I turn to food for comfort, but I don't like to diet and I'm not good at it.
Self-will in the man who does not reckon wisely is by itself the weakest of all things.
I was a classic attention deficit disorder kid, always bored and mouthing off at school.
My weaknesses have always been food and men - in that order.
I am mean; I'm nasty at times. I don't feel like talking to people at times. When I am in a bad mood and have had a really awful day, don't come in my face because I am not tolerant and I am not a goddess; I can't handle it after a point. I am going to get up, and I am going to scream, and I am going to say bad things to you.
Many people have played themselves to death. Many people have eaten and drunk themselves to death. Nobody ever thought himself to death.
I talk too much. I eat too much.
When he was a little kid, he was a fat, spoiled kid. I can tell the type.
I have a lot of faults. I often interrupt in meetings. I talk too loud. I talk too fast.
I was always the pouty little kid whenever I lost.
The pressure from within used to have an impact on my behaviour. If games had gone badly, I would take things home with me. I'd be snappy at my kids and felt constantly wound up.
I'm not an easy person to love. There are lots of times when I'm a very good boyfriend, but there are times when I'm useless. I mean, I'm a mess around the house. I talk nonstop. I become obsessed with things.
I see people having fits because their coffee is too hot or their baked potato is too cold, or some random something is imperfect and somebody can be blamed for it. These people can fly off the handle and nobody says, 'Too much beef will do that to a person.' If it's a vegan: a clear case of alfalfa sprout poisoning.
If I had had me for a student I would have thrown me out of class immediately.
