Poor Memory Quotes

I knew a man who carried his education in his vest pocket because there was more room there than in his head.

I'm like a goldfish. My memory is terrible.

There is nothing that makes a man more self-satisfied than a poor memory.

I can fake decent penmanship, but generally, it's really just terrible. And, unfortunately for me, maybe fortunately for the reader, it's very often illegible. If I get an idea, and if I do remember to write it down, which is rare, I write in such a way that I can't read a letter.

Every one complains of a poor memory, no one of a weak judgment.

I somehow can't remember numbers, names, and faces. I forget very easily.

I was never very good at exams, having a poor memory and finding the examination process rather artificial, and there never seemed to be enough time to follow up things that really interested me.

I would make a genuinely terrible guide. I can't remember things. I would get half way through telling a story or explaining something and I would get distracted. Oh, and I have absolutely no sense of direction at all.

I am a bad planner, and my friends would vouch for it.

Sometimes he felt sure that the key to happiness was a poor memory.

I have the worst memory in the world. I can remember some of my dreams, but later that day, i'll forget them.

I got lost a lot, and I was a really bad waitress... I got lost on the subway.

My father could never remember anybody's name.

I am very scatty, I don't follow things through, I forget things. I am not perfect.

When it comes to memories of that iconic type, memories that are burned into you, I have maybe ten or so from my childhood. I'm a bad rememberer of situations. I forget almost everything as soon as it happens.

I'm a real dumb-dumb in real life. I'm just book smart. But definitely not street smart. The other day I lost my jacket in a cab. And I'll forget things every time I leave the house.

I lose things. I am preoccupied. I am misty. Eyeglasses? I go through eyeglasses like tissue.

But I'll tell you what I'm really bad at: I don't concentrate on what I'm doing, so I constantly lose things. I put my purse in the fridge - I'm one of those people.

For me, the sign of a bad player is someone who makes the same mistake twice.

My worst habit is probably that I'm extremely messy. I'm a big scatter-brain - I'm always losing my car keys, or worse, forgetting where I parked my car in the car park.

I lost dozens of pairs of expensive glasses because I'd put them down and then not be able to find them again.