Pet Dynamics Quotes

If you ever saw a cat and a dog eating out of the same plate, you can bet your ass it was the cat's food.

Your dog thinks you're a god. Your cat thinks the dog's an asshole.

You can keep a dog: but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals.

I have a cat and a dog. They don't really get along, but I think they get along when no one is looking.

Right now Jack lives with me. Jack is my Jack Russell. I also have a Yorkie named Ginger, but Jack and Ginger can't be in the same place at the same time because she is very jealous. Even if Jack's not in the same state, she would growl if she heard his name.

I have a yellow labrador, Tuffy, and a little rescue dog, Bella, who is the boss.

A man who owns a dog is, in every sense of the words, its master; the term expresses accurately their mutual relations. But it is ridiculous when applied to the limited possession of a cat.

Dogs serve people, but people serve cats.