I never had an apartment before, so just finally having my own place. And it was magical. It was gorgeous - beautiful tub. I never could use the tub because I was afraid of the roaches.
See the mice in their million hordes From Ibiza to the Norfolk Broads.
The termites have got me.
You turn the light on, you get all kinds of bugs.
mosquitoes were using my ankles as filling stations.
I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.
I came home one night, some month ago, and I went to the closet in my bedroom...and a moth ate my sports jacket. He was laying on the floor, nauseous, y'know.
Here's an interesting thing about L.A. - it's overrun with black widow spiders. I could find you one on the street in 10 minutes.
