Partisan Stereotypes Quotes

To understand the workings of American politics, you have to understand this fundamental law: Conservatives think liberals are stupid. Liberals think conservatives are evil.

When Democrats lose, they're pathetic. When Republicans lose, they're bitter and mean.

While, as I recall, conservative little boys practice quick draw with their cap guns while playing cowboys and Indians, apparently liberal little boys practice how fast they can throw up their hands to surrender to the guys in the black hats.

I never said that all Democrats were saloon keepers. What I said was that all saloon keepers are Democrats.

The right wing will be identified with the monied class, even when the left often has more money. And the left wing will be identified as the whiners, even though the right at times whines as much or more. You might say that both sides are monied, high human capital whiners, on the whole.

Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people... it is true that most stupid people are conservative.

Dressing is a matter of taste, and I've met very few Republicans with good taste.

I never said all Democrats were saloonkeepers. What I said was that all saloonkeepers are Democrats.

My fellow liberals need to open their minds and realize that not all Trump supporters are racist, sexist, or deplorable individuals.

In America, if a Democrat even thinks you're calling him liberal he grabs an orange vest and a rifle and heads into the woods to kill something.