Parenting Surprise Quotes

I didn't expect babies to need so many diapers. Nobody told me they needed to be changed so often.

I am a good and interested mother - which has surprised me.

I didn't know I'd ever be able to love my second child like I love my first; she came out, and I was amazed I could love them both equally.

My wife is funny. And I dabble in it. So being funny is big around our house. But what's surprised me is my daughter can do an English accent. I don't know how she learned this.

My daughter, who is 7 years old - I have no idea where she learned this - she made a video where she's beat-boxing. We have no idea where the beat-boxing came from, but all of a sudden, there it was. Now we're launched into lyric sheets for every single song that is current. They're all over our house.

We thought we were going to have a girl, so we had 15 girls' names lined up and a little boy popped out. We had no idea, and we had hardly any boys' names.

I didn't know you had to change diapers so often. I couldn't believe it - we must change them 10 times a day - each. So that's 20 diapers a piece a day.

I was surprised by my daughter's generation and how they were rebelling against the '70s idea that sex was perfect and it should be sought.