Paranoid Thinking Quotes

No matter how paranoid or conspiracy-minded you are, what the government is actually doing is worse than you imagine.

The 'peace movement' exists only in the fantasies of the paranoid.

I've always been fascinated by the human body, but you can become quite morbid and paranoid if you think too much.

Of course, if you assume a big enough conspiracy, you can explain anything, including the cosmos itself.

Hippy, you think everything is a conspiracy. Everything is!

I used to think of it as a joke that all paranoids were right. That was a joke in the '60s, but now I'm convinced that people should be paranoid reflexively - and then pare it down from there if there's any indication that they're wrong.

No, I don't think you're paranoid. I think you're the opposite of paranoid. I think you walk around with the insane delusion that people like you.

People love conspiracy theories.

The real meaning of the word paranoia is--- a man or person who has the ability to link events that seemingly are not connected.

There is an element of paranoia in this inclination to view any serious attempt at a compromised peace as somehow directed against Israel.

I know that there are scores of people plotting to kill me, and this is not difficult to understand. After all, did we not seize power by plotting against our predecessors? However, I am far cleverer than they are. I know they are conspiring to kill me long before they actually start planning to do it. This enables me to get them before they have the faintest chance of striking at me.

All of sudden, this shooting star went by, and all I could think was that they were listening to us somehow.

Memphis—it’s just a bird. Birds fly around, brother. It’s what they do. It’s not following you, and it’s not a sign. Unless you really did give it candy and flowers, in which case you are one strange brother.

Sometimes paranoids have enemies, and conspiracies are only laughable when they fail to materialize.

It's always good, when it comes to immigration, to always be paranoid. You can never be too paranoid.

The idea of the paranoid style as a force in politics would have little contemporary relevance or historical value if it were applied only to men with profoundly disturbed minds. It is the use of paranoid modes of expression by more or less normal people that makes the phenomenon significant

Just because we don't understand why they'd cover up something doesn't mean they aren't," Bobby said, and we both turned to look at him. "Now you just sound paranoid," I said. "Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not after you," Bobby said with an expression so serious that I couldn't help but laugh.

I believe that the moment is near when by a procedure of active paranoiac thought, it will be possible to systematize confusion and contribute to the total discrediting of the world of reality.

I have always been fascinated by paranoid people imagining conspiracies. I am fascinated by this in a critical way.

Conspiracy theories are good to look at and you can find yourself Googling things until 3 A.M.!

I guess the line between being paranoid and being a rock star is smaller than one would expect.

...but I also can't prove that mushrooms could not be intergalactic spaceships spying on us.

Superstition is believing that something means anything and that anything means something and that each thing means a particular thing and will mean a particular thing is coming. Oh yes it does.

Paranoid? Probably. But just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face.

We are all sufferers from history, but the paranoid is a double sufferer, since he is afflicted not only by the real world, with the rest of us, but by his fantasies as well.