Paid Service Quotes

I go wherever my fare is paid.

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.

What I feel I am doing now is giving to the people exactly what they paid for but never actually heard before.

Well, it takes a certain amount of money. And I've got to see pictures of the person ahead of time. If I don't like the way the person looks I won't do it.

Your competitive advantage must be perceivable, promotable, and something the market will pay for.

Men are not only women's unpaid bodyguards, they actually pay to be a woman's bodyguard.

I'll never understand why people go to movie theaters to have conversations. Going to the movies to talk is like going to a restaurant to cook. The idea is that you have paid your money to have someone do something better than you can do it yourself.

Said I was beautiful, did he? He's being paid for treatment, not flattery.

I was a hired gun, more or less.

If you are a success in life, there are places you must go and pay to be humiliated. It is an unwritten law that human beings must be tormented throughout their lives in one way or another. If you are fortunate enough to have risen to a social level where no one does it to you for free, then you must pay for the service.