The day that I ever become hip... please shoot me and put me outta my misery!
Shee, you guys are so unhip it's a wonder your bums don't fall off.
I'm not trendy and I'm not popular.
Our campaigns have always been based on what we consider music icons that transcend generations and they're not of the moment - they continue to evolve.
I am not a fashion freak!
Never, ever wear three-quarter length trousers. Even in the summer.
I'm like old shoes, I've never been hip.
I decided years ago that I am just unfashionable.
