Nose Size Quotes

Since I was a little child, my nose - I think it's too big.

Floote, what is going on? Do they think I am contagious? Should I assure them I was born with a nose this size?

An inch in a man's nose is much.

I wish my hair was thicker, and I wish my feet were prettier. My toes are really ugly. I wish my ears were smaller. And my nose could be smaller too.

When I want any, good head work done; I always choose a man, if possible with a long nose.

We have observed for thirty centuries that a large nose is a sign on the door of our face that says 'Herein dwells a man who is intelligent, prudent, courteous, affable, noble-minded and generous'. A small nose is a cork on the bottle of the opposite vices.

It's not the size of the nose that matters, it's what's inside that counts.

I guess my name was gonna be Michael Vernon Wells, and I came out, and my dad saw my nose. He always says that my nose right now is the same size as it was when I was born. So he had to name me Vernon. He's got a big schnozz on him, too.

There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose.