I ain't running for office. I ain't running for nothing.
In the fall the war was always there but we did not go to it any more.
I never do, I don't even go to the retrospectives.
I'm not the kind of person who thrives in 'the scene.'
I was the last person to experience everything. I didn't really waste time worrying about fitting in or going to parties, because I looked very young for my age and wouldn't have fit in even if I tried.
I am a nonparticipant of social media. I'm not much attracted to anything that involves the willing forfeiture of privacy and the foregrounding of insignificance.
I really don't care about fantasy football.
I'm not a natural joiner.
I don't belong to any club or group. I don't fish, cook, dance, endorse books, sign books, co-sign declarations, eat oysters, get drunk, go to church, go to analysts, or take part in demonstrations.
I have never voted in my life.
I slipped through every school I went to without leaving a trace. I was in no team; I was never a prefect. I was totally mediocre - well, I probably still am - but at places like Summer Fields and Eton, it's all about sport and doing your bit, and I always preferred to watch telly or read a book than run round a field.
If people were like me, there would be no mob, because I don't play that game.
