Nightlife Industry Quotes

Even when the Phantom's leased, them hoes wanna get in.

There has been a black hole in the bar business in Las Vegas, particularly on the Strip in tourist areas.

I love to play strippers and to imitate them. I love using that idea for comedy, but the idea of actually going there? I feel like we all need to be better than that. That industry needs to die, by all of us being a little bit better than that.

I was doing clubs when I was 16. I grew up in New York, so back then, you could do that.

In the clubs, the entertainment and the restaurant business are at war with each other. You get crowds that are not the greatest, and it becomes like a babysitting job, rather than doing what you want to do. I have a more deliberate pacing in my act, and having a half interested audience is death. They have to hear what I'm saying for it to pay off.

A lot of people go into the bar and nightclub business thinking: 'Hey, we can make money for a year or two, close and then open again,' but for me, it's always been a business and it's always been about longevity.

Nightclubs are a small-revenue business that go through pretty fast popularity cycles.

I was a bouncer, if you can believe it for a while in a sports bar. I let everybody in.

I went to high school with girls that would daydream about what strip club they wanted to work at. That's one of the sad things about Vegas.

If this whole writing thing doesn't work out, I'll be getting right back on the pole.

When I started go-go dancing on tables for a living, I didn't want to tell my mom or my dad. I made 25 dollars a night, and I was able to make my rent, with the four girls I lived with.