Music Annoyance Quotes

If you really want to torture me, sit me in a room strapped to a chair and put Mariah Carey's records on.

I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.

Banjos are funny instruments. They can get pretty irritating.

I hate music, especially when it's played.

PIANO, n. A parlor utensil for subduing the impenitent visitor. It is operated by depressing the keys of the machine and the spirits of the audience.

Together we made our way down to the street level. Neither of us said a word. The music was awful--Neil Diamond or something. I should've made that part of my gift form the gods: better elevator tunes.

I'll be very content if I never play 'Devil Went Down to Georgia' again.

Nothing is more annoying than a great singer getting drowned out by a loud guitar.

I always hated watching bands: the guy would break a string or be out of tune, and I have perfect pitch, so it would always tick me off when a guy is up there, and he'd break a string.

I hate the way CDs just drone on for bloody hours and you stop caring.

I think if Unchained Melody does what I think it can do, I think there is an audience out there that would heave a sigh of relief, that finally there is a melody and orchestration, production and a vocalist that is giving them a song that they can just listen to... and not be annoyed by the vocal acrobatics that vocalists seem to think is impressive.

I don't like to feel like I'm in a club when I'm in my car and I turn on the radio. Anything that ceases to be a song and just sounds like house music kind of stresses me out.

I'll leave a store if I hate the music. If it's just, like, techno, I feel like my brain is going to explode.