I hold death in my pouch, I cannot die.
I've cheated the Grim Reaper more times than anyone I know, and I'll fight like a wildcat until they nail the lid of my pine box down on me.
The only reason people die, is because EVERYONE does it. You all just go along with it. It's RUBBISH, death. It's STUPID. I don't want nothing to do with it.
I don't worry about getting old. I'm old already. Only young people worry about getting old. When I was 65, I had Cupid's eczema. I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked.
I'm not afraid of turning 80 and I have lots of things to do. I don't have time for dying.
We'd stared into the face of Death, and Death blinked first. You'd think that would make us feel brave and invincible. It didn't.
I'll make death love me; for I will contend Even with his pestilent scythe.
Sexual intercourse is kicking death in the ass while singing.
I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death; I am not on his pay-roll.
I used to be, like, "Sleep when I die."
I rather like the idea of defying death.