Morning Surprise Quotes

I walk into the office at Southwark Bridge every morning, and I have no idea what's going to happen.

Oh, to be in England Now that April's there, And whoever wakes in England Sees, some morning, unaware.

About 10 minutes ago, we all woke up because of this strange roaring sound. We all raced toward the sound, which turned out to be the washing machine going back on. Who knew the rinse cycle could be so scary?

I just woke up and found a large butterfly on me. When did that happen?

I draw flowers every day and send them to my friends so they get fresh blooms every morning.

When I wake up the next morning, there's a Hershey's Kiss sitting on the table beside me.

You wake up one morning and there it is, sitting in an old plaid bathrobe in your kitchen, unpleasant and unshaved. You look at it, heart sinking. Madness is a rotten guest.

At 7 in the morning, Rob Zombie calls. I just let the machine answer it, because I'm like, "Who's calling me at 7 in the morning?" It's Rob leaving this message, going, "That was the best birthday present I ever got in my whole life. I looked at Halloween script from cover to cover. No one else will ever get their fingers on this. It's wrapped in plastic. It's going in my vault. I love it. Thank you."