Monetary Gift Quotes

I got £25. My friends all gave me £5. It was a very thoughtful present.

I can't buy the happiness I see on people's faces when I give them a fifty dollar bill.

The ideal Christmas gift is money, but the trouble is you can't charge it.

In reality, I never even got to have a Hank Williams instrument. I got a tie, a fishing lure and a check.

If I gave you now, $10 as a gift, how happy would you be? Would you be happy, is the marginal $10, the best use of $10 you can use? Of course not. If I have you a CD, you know exactly what you are getting and you will have a value for it. So, money has lots of problems with it.

My mom sent me money for a car, but the cops impounded it because I had no insurance.

I wish someone would give me some money for doing nothing.

Many of us, if pressed, would admit that we'd prefer a cash gift to another pair of pajamas or bestselling novel. But giving the green can make even the best of us uncomfortable - the etiquette is confusing, and those who relish picking out the perfect something can miss some of the fun.

I've had money thrown onstage, dollars, couple of five-dollar bills. I took the money, but it wasn't much.

I understand that it's the thought that counts, but receiving money is so great, so if you're in a position to give an employee a bonus, just do that.

If you want to give a tangible present, but you know the recipient wants cash, give a little bit of both. This strategy is helpful for occasions that involve a public opening of presents, like a bridal or baby shower. You can give something that can be wrapped and opened, along with a card containing a check.