Minor Infractions Quotes

When the rich kids got together, the most we ever did was cross against a red light.

A man may not transgress the bounds of major morals, but may make errors in minor morals.

The only kind of trouble I've ever been in is when I was stealing eggs when I was little. I think I know right from wrong.

I probably have become more infamous from two misdemeanors than probably anyone I could think of.

Everyone should occasionally break the law in some small and delightful way. It's good for the hygiene of the brain.

I have a suggestion that I think would help fight serious crime. Signs. There are lots of signs for minor infractions: No Smoking, Stay Off the Grass, Keep Out, and they seem to work fairly well. I think we should also have signs for major crimes: Murder Strictly Prohibited, NO Raping People, Thank You for Not Kidnapping Anyone. It's certainly worth a try. I'm convinced Watergate would never have happened if there had just been a sign in the Oval Office that said, Malfeasance of Office Is Strictly Against the Law, or Thank You for Not Undermining the Constitution.

It isn't something I'm out there looking to do - take minor penalties.

Any teen gets into a little trouble here and there. It's not hard to find trouble when you're looking for it as a kid.