The human race consists of the dangerously insane and such as are not.
Samuel Langhorne Clemens, 1835-1910
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
The difference between mad people and sane people... is that sane people have variety when they talk-story. Mad people have only one story that they talk over and over.
Insanity is a very high art form. If everyone was insane, I wouldn't be here!
Most men are within a finger's breadth of being mad.
Isn't it fun to be nuts? Isn't it fun to be crazy?
It's okay to be crazy, but don't be insane.
Crazy people don't sit around wondering if they're nuts.
I was so surprised, astonished, when I lost my mind, because I didn't think that I ever would. I assumed I would always be just fine.
Most people in this society who aren't actively mad are, at best, reformed or potential lunatics.
Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy.
Nothing sounds as crazy as telling people you're not crazy.
I think some people are mentally unstable, and I don't think I should be around them.
Comedians are not well people. Well people are not drawn to creating.
