On my tombstone, I really hope that someday they will write: He was true but partial.
[On an epitaph for herself:] Under here, we're all equal.
Epitaphs for a gravestone: 'Please: no hooliganism'; or 'Es prohibe se hace agua aqui'; or 'No comment'.
A word I want to see written on my grave: I am alive like you, and I am standing beside you. Close your eyes and look around, you will see me in front of you.
My tombstone? I'm thinking something along the lines of, 'Geez, he was just here a minute ago.'
When you're gone would you rather have your gravestone say, 'He never missed a meeting.' Or one that said, 'He was a great father.'
I did not want my tombstone to read, 'She kept a really clean house.'
On limestone quarried near the spot By his command these words are cut: Cast a cold eye On life, on death. Horseman, pass by!
All's well that ends well; which is the epitaph I should put on my tombstone if I were the last man left alive.
It's too late to fall in love with Sharon Tate / But it's too soon to ask me for the words I want carved on my tomb.
