Never envy a man his lady. Behind it all lays a living hell.
He married a woman to stop her getting away Now she's there all day.
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands.
I am his awfully-wedded wife.
Anyone who marries three girls from St Louis hasn't learned much.
One was never married, and that's his hell; another is, and that's his plague.
Guess the honeymoon is over!" Denise muttered once we are outside. "Next I suppose I'll be sleeping in the wet spot.
Matrimony is the union of meanness and martyrdom.
I can understand; you are really in a mess and there is no way out. I have heard that there are three rings of love: the engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffer-ring.
You can't do sweatpants... ladies, number one cause of divorce in America, sweatpants, no!
I'll be on my third honeymoon, so I'm more of an authority than I care to be.
There are many women whose lives would be immeasurably improved by widowhood, but one should not always point that out.