He's a fool that marries, but he's a greater that does not marry a fool; what is wit in a wife good for, but to make a man a cuckold?
Marriage is a fight to the death. Before contracting it, the two parties concerned implore the benediction of Heaven because to promise to love each other forever is the rashest of enterprises.
My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.
Marriage is a land mine. A really intimate land mine. Adultery to kitchen fires. Never a dull [moment].
Marriageable girls as well as mothers understand the terms and perils of the lottery called wedlock. That is why women weep at a wedding and men smile.
Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside.
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
My decision to end my marriage was such a risk to lose ratings and lose my fan base. I had to take that risk for my inner peace and to be happy with myself.
It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
A marriage can go wrong at any time.
Better die an old maid, sister, than marry the wrong man.
Oh, of course there's a risk in marrying anybody, but, when it's all said and done, there's many a worse thing than a husband.
Thou art blind to the danger of marrying a woman who feels and acts out the principle of equal rights.
If you wish to ruin yourself, marry a rich wife.
Marrying a woman for her money is very much like setting a rat-trap, and baiting it with your own finger.
Marriage is actually really terrifying. It doesn't work for many people.
He that hath a wife and children hath given hostages to fortune.
Every man plays the fool once in his live, but to marry is playing the fool all one's life long.
I think people really marry far too much; it is such a lottery after all, and for a poor woman a very doubtful happiness.
You can not pluck roses without fear of thorns, Nor enjoy a fair wife without danger of horns.
Looking at traditional marriages, it seems the surest way for a woman to be alone is to get married.
I know what I wish Ralph Nader would investigate next. Marriage. It's not safe, it's not safe at all.
When you marry young, you run the risk that you'll grow in different directions.
My own husband was divorced when we met, but without kids. I don't know what I would have done if he'd had them. I got the message very early on that the worst mistake a woman can make is marrying a man with children.
In any family, the joy of a wedding must be tinged with a little anxiety. So many marriages fail. Luckily, people often get over such traumas. But for the Royal Family, marriages carry the gravest dangers.
