I have been married for 58 years to the same woman. Our secret? Separate bathrooms.
The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about.
Your wife is always right. Very simple. I think I'm going to get it tattooed on my forehead.
The early months of marriage often are times of critical tumult,--whether that of a shrimp pool or of deeper water,--which afterwards subside into cheerful peace.
My parents always worked through their arguments and never went to bed angry. They may not have agreed with one another, but they didn't let that disagreement stop them from laying with one another in peace at night.
Before when I said I'm going to get married, I thought my life is going to be peaceful. But then, I ended up with a politician so it slightly got a little complicated.
The wisest married men give in early. They get in touch with the wife side of themselves, and that's when they stop arguing.
After the chills and fever of love, how nice is the 98.6 degrees of marriage.
