Divorce is the key that opens the strongbox where the bonds of matrimony are kept under wedlock.
I had to divorce my husband, the prime minister. I found it terribly overwhelming.
Marriages come and go, but divorce is forever.
If they lost the incredible conviction that they can change their wives or husbands, marriage would collapse at once.
I walked in on my wife and the milkman, the first thing she says is "don't tell the butcher"!
I don't think anyone gets married thinking that they will get divorced.
No comedian's wife thinks he's funny. The first few years of the marriage, maybe. I was funny as hell the first couple of years.
Who among us is not thinking about divorce, except for a few tiny-minded stick-in-the-muds who don't count?
My parents divorced after 25 years of marriage.
I'm not married.
