Male Vanity Quotes

I'm not one of those guys who is going to dye his beard. I'm not that vain.

A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax.

I never trusted good-looking boys.

The old man, especially if he is in society in the privacy of his thoughts, though he may protest the opposite, never stops believing that, through some singular exception of the universal rule, he can in some unknown and inexplicable way still make an impression on women.

What I have yet to see is a real woman choose a younger man because he spent six hours a day at the gym trying to sculpt his abs.

Where would the power of women be, were it not for the vanity of men?

If I'm 40 years old and wearing a 30 waist, that's pretty good.

I think with social media and men wanting to look good - since honestly a lot of the older men are going out with younger women - they do want to use Botox.

When I was presenting 'Animal Hospital,' the grey started to creep into my beard and moustache. I used my wife's mascara to darken it.

Some guys are afraid of "fashion" even those this isn't really fashion. It's more "style". A lot of guys don't want to look like they care too much. The idea of standing in a fiting room and trying things on and saying, "How does this look?" I think maybe that experience is a little bit intimidating.

He's got hands so long and white and dainty I think they carved each other out of soap, and sometimes they get loose and glide around in front of him free as two white birds until he notices them and traps them between his knees; it bothers him that he's got pretty hands.

Women smirk at baldness. How adorable would they find it if they began to lose their breasts in their late twenties? If both tits just shrunk up - unevenly I might add - and eventually turned into wine-cork nubs. Then it would be a different story. Then men would get the pity that they deserve. As far as I'm concerned, baldness is the male breast cancer only worse, because almost everyone gets it. True, it's not life threatening. Just social-life threatening. But in New York City, there is no difference.

I think male actors get confused by their own vanity.

Like most guys, I don't come to beauty regimes naturally. I'm dragged kicking and screaming by the best in the world.

I had decided never to dye my hair because by doing that, it doesn't make a man look young. In fact, I feel the wrinkles on a man's face become more prominent when you dye your hair.

In my life, I got a haircut junior year of college that was a real wash-'n-go type of situation. It was short. I had six or seven people say I looked just like Hugh Grant. And I was like, 'That's a man. So... that's not nice.'

No man can have a reasonable opinion of women until he has long lost interest in hair-restorers.

Nature had squandered an unreasonable quantity of male beauty on this undeserving creature.

Men are monopolists of "stars, garters, buttons and other shining baubles"- unfit to be the guardians of another person's happiness.

Why are men talking about what clothes they're wearing? It's so unmanly, I think. It's like Versailles before the Revolution, without the style.

I don't like men who blow-dry their hair. If you are a man and you blow-dry your hair, then I don't like you and that's all there is to it.

If only-if only, Hastings, you would part your hair in the middle instead of at the side! What a difference it would make to the symmetry of your appearance. And your moustache. If you must have a moustache, let it be a real moustache-a thing of beauty such as mine.

Just about everyone is quick to judge plastic surgery, especially on a man. We've all seen people who end up looking a little scary.

What man in his 40s would not like to look in the mirror and find Nolan Ryan?

It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size Jockey shorts for his entire life.